I'm doing it, are you?

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You're being all sweet and caring, like you're trying to butter me up before you stab me in the back.

You said you'd help me move, then left me with all the boxes.

You brought me coffee, then called me a failure.

You said you'd never leave me, then did it in front of my friends.

Your significant other is so tired of your dumbass that they're ready to throw you out the window.

They said, 'I can't take this anymore, I'm moving to Alaska.'

They told me they were going to start a new life without you.

They said, 'If you don't stop being an idiot, I will.'

This is just you repeating what I said, like you're trying to trick me into thinking you're smart.

'You're a mess, I'm a mess.', said like it's a compliment.

You said, 'I'm doing it, are you?', like you're the hero here.

You said, 'I'm doing it, are you?', while I was still talking.

You're crying so hard you look like a raccoon, and you're begging me to join you in your sobbing.

'I'm crying so much I look like a raccoon, join me!'

You sent me a video of you crying and said, 'This is why I'm doing it.'

You cried in the middle of the grocery store and said, 'You're doing it too, right?'