I'm coming, Elizabeth!

The ultimate yell when something hits you like a brick to the face. Fred Sanford would scream it when his wife died, but you can use it when your mom calls and tells you your brother got into a fight with a goat.

What you yell when life throws you a curveball so hard it breaks your nose. Like when you find out your favorite pizza place is now a taco truck.

The scream you make when something bad happens and you feel like you're about to die. Fred used it when his wife died, but you can use it when your math teacher says you're going to flunk.