Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What a guy yells when he's about to lose his pants and his dignity.

'I'm coming!' he screamed as he finally came.

'I'm coming!' he said, then he came.

'I'm coming!' he yelled, and then he came.

2

Fred Sanford's favorite way to yell when he thought he was going to die from something stupid.

'This is the big one! I'm comin' Elizabeth!' he yelled after hearing his son was arrested.

'This is the big one! I'm comin' Elizabeth!' he said after finding out his business was on fire.

'This is the big one! I'm comin' Elizabeth!' he screamed when he saw his wife's ex was back in town.

3

What a girl says when she's about to get destroyed by a man who has no idea what 'gentle' means.

'Shit, I'm coming!' she yelled as he hit her with a brick.

'Shit, I'm coming!' she said as he threw her into a wall.

'Shit, I'm coming!' she screamed as he kicked her in the ribs.

4

What someone says when they're about to get dumped and they're still going for it.

'I'm coming!' he said, even though he knew she was going to say no.

'I'm coming!' she said, even though she knew he was going to say no.

'I'm coming!' he yelled, even though he had no idea what she was going to say.

5

What a former president said when he heard the current vice-president was letting people in for free.

'I'm coming!' he screamed at the vice-president.

'I'm coming!' he said as he tried to stop the border chaos.

'I'm coming!' he yelled when he saw the news.

6

What a priestess says when she's about to fight the devil and she doesn't care if she dies.

'I'm coming with you!' she yelled as she joined the battle.

'I'm coming with you!' she said as she readied her sword.

'I'm coming with you!' she screamed as she ran into the darkness.