I'm classy as fuck

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A fake brag you say when you're doing something stupid and you're too lazy to admit it.
'I'm classy as fuck' after spilling wine on a waiter.
'I'm classy as fuck' while wearing a hat inside a restaurant.
'I'm classy as fuck' after tripping over a chair at a party.
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A lie you tell to cover up how bad you look or act.
'I'm classy as fuck' after eating a whole pizza in one bite.
'I'm classy as fuck' while wearing mismatched socks to a wedding.
'I'm classy as fuck' after yelling at a barista.
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A loud, fake statement you use when you're doing something really uncool.
'I'm classy as fuck' while wearing pajamas to a fancy dinner.
'I'm classy as fuck' after making a mess at a restaurant.
'I'm classy as fuck' while eating a hot dog in a suit.
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A way to trick people into thinking you're cool when you're actually a mess.
'I'm classy as fuck' after falling into a fountain.
'I'm classy as fuck' while wearing a shirt inside out to a party.
'I'm classy as fuck' after throwing a drink at a friend.
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A ridiculous statement you say when you're being totally uncool.
'I'm classy as fuck' after eating a whole cake in one bite.
'I'm classy as fuck' while wearing socks with sandals to a concert.
'I'm classy as fuck' after screaming at a traffic light.
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