I'm calling the cops

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What weak, smelly, backstabbing losers say when they're too scared to fight for what they want.
My mom said, 'I'm calling the cops' when I stole her last slice of pizza.
My cousin yelled it when he got caught cheating at the video game tournament.
My neighbor screamed it when my dog peed on his lawn again.
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The go-to excuse of a coward who doesn't have the guts to face their problems.
My brother said it when I won the video game battle and he lost.
My teacher said it when I messed up her coffee and she couldn't handle it.
My friend said it when I stole his lunch and he had no idea what to do.
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A low-life’s way of pretending they’re tough when they’re really just mad they got beat.
My dad said it when I beat him at checkers for the 10th time.
My mom said it when I took her phone and played games all night.
My brother said it when I tricked him into wearing my old clothes.
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