I'm BURNT!

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You鈥檙e so wasted you look like a charred hot dog at a bonfire! 馃ぁ
I drank 12 beers and now my brain is on fire!
My roommate tried to microwave a pizza and now he鈥檚 burnt!
I ate 10 tacos and now I鈥檓 a flaming taco monster!
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You鈥檙e so high you think you鈥檙e the sun and you鈥檙e melting! 馃敟
I smoked a whole blunt and now I鈥檓 the sun!
I took 20 hits of weed and I鈥檓 burning up!
I drank too much and now I鈥檓 a walking fireball!
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You鈥檙e so wasted you think you鈥檙e a grill and you鈥檙e smoking! 馃崠
I drank so much I think I鈥檓 a BBQ grill!
I took a hit of every drug and now I鈥檓 sizzling!
I ate a whole pizza and now I鈥檓 a human charbroiler!
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