i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope

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you’re so broke you’d sell your grandma’s bones for a bag of chips and a sip of soda

I’m broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope. My wallet’s got more holes than my socks.

Bro, I’m broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope. I had to eat my dog’s breakfast for lunch.

I’m broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope. My phone’s on credit, my life’s on a prayer.

you’re so broke you’d take a bullet for a free donut and a discount on your phone bill

I’m broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope. I had to borrow my mom’s bra for a shirt.

Man, I’m broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope. I’m eating expired cereal and dreaming of pizza.

I’m broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope. I had to pay rent with my last sock.

you’re so broke you’d rather fight a dragon for a slice of pizza than ask for help

I’m broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope. I’m living in my pants and eating cereal for dinner.

I’m broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope. I had to take a loan from my cat.

I’m broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope. I’ve been wearing the same shirt for a month and it’s got more holes than my soul.