I'm BOREDDDD

I've watched my cat chase a laser for 3 hours straight. I'm dying.

I'm so bored I could sleep through a math test and still pass it.

I'm so bored I just texted my mom to ask if she still has my childhood pet turtle.

I'm so bored I asked my sister if she wants to fight me. She said no. So I asked my dog. He said he's tired.

I'm so bored I just started a debate with my goldfish about whether or not the moon is made of cheese.

I'm so bored I tried to write a poem about my sock. It was a disaster.

I'm so bored I just asked my teacher if we could have a 10-minute break for no reason.

I'm so bored I tried to learn how to juggle with my hands and my feet. I failed.

I'm so bored I started singing my favorite song in the shower. My neighbor called the cops.