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You're so bored you could eat a whole pizza and still be bored. What did you expect? A parade of unicorns riding donkeys?
I'm bored as heck. What about you? I'm gonna die of boredom.
I'm bored as heck. What about you? My dog is more interesting than this.
I'm bored as heck. What about you? I could sleep through a thunderstorm.