Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I'm so bored I could eat my own face. And I'd probably like it.

I'm so bored I'm gonna text my ex just to hear her voice.

I'm bored. I'm gonna spam my mom with random questions.

I'm bored. I'm gonna yell at the sky.

2

You're bored? I'm bored. We're all losers.

You're bored? I'm bored. I'm gonna post a selfie on TikTok.

You're bored? I'm bored. I'm gonna text my brother and ask him to fight my cousin.

You're bored? I'm bored. I'm gonna eat my dinner with a spoon.

3

Boredom is the only thing I have. And it's the worst.

Boredom is the only thing I have. I'm gonna text my friend and ask if he's bored too.

Boredom is the only thing I have. I'm gonna post a meme about it.

Boredom is the only thing I have. I'm gonna yell at my cat.

4

I'm so bored I'm gonna start a new life just to get out of this one.

I'm so bored I'm gonna text my crush and ask if they're bored too.

I'm so bored I'm gonna post a TikTok about how bored I am.

I'm so bored I'm gonna eat my homework.

5

I'm bored. I'm also in DAEP. I have no life. You do too. I know you do.

I'm bored. I'm also in DAEP. I'm gonna text my best friend and ask if they're bored too.

I'm bored. I'm also in DAEP. I'm gonna post a tweet about how much I hate life.

I'm bored. I'm also in DAEP. I'm gonna eat my face again.

6

You're bored? That's why you're procrastinating. Do your homework or I'll come over and beat you up.

You're bored? That's why you're procrastinating. I'm gonna text my crush and tell them I'm bored.

You're bored? That's why you're procrastinating. I'm gonna post a tweet about how much I hate life.

You're bored? That's why you're procrastinating. I'm gonna eat my face.

7

I'm bored. I want sex. You know that. I'm just being polite.

I'm bored. I want sex. I'm gonna text my crush and ask them out.

I'm bored. I want sex. I'm gonna post a TikTok about how I want sex.

I'm bored. I want sex. I'm gonna eat my homework and my face.