1 I'm so gay I could be your birthday cake and you’d still be disappointed Expand I’m birthdayI’m the main eventI’m the surprise you didn’t want + Examples
2 I'm so gay I was born on a Tuesday and still couldn't make it interesting Expand I’m birthdayI’m the reason your party got cancelledI’m the dessert that didn’t taste good + Examples
3 I'm so gay I could be your birthday and still be the worst gift ever Expand I’m birthdayI’m the reason your candles got blown outI’m the cake you threw away + Examples