I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

I’m beginning to feel like I’m mentally ill because I talked to my cat about my problems

I just screamed at a vending machine and it didn’t even give me a snack

I tried to solve a math problem and my brain exploded

I’m beginning to feel like I’m mentally ill because I cried at a commercial about a chicken sandwich

I tried to text my mom and ended up texting my ex’s ex

I had a full conversation with my toaster and it didn’t even respond

I’m beginning to feel like I’m mentally ill because I laughed at a funeral and then cried at a pizza party

I tried to remember my password and now I’m confused about my identity

I sat in my room for two days just to figure out what I was doing