I'm Batman syndrome

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When Batman fans act like no one else matters because Batman is the only one who counts, even though every other hero would beat him senseless and laugh while doing it.
I’m Batman, I don’t need powers, I just need to beat you with my bare hands.
Batman would win every fight, even if he had to fight a guy with a beard.
Batman’s the only one who matters, everyone else is just a waste of time.
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When Batman fans get so full of themselves they think Batman would beat anyone else, even though any other hero would beat him and then take a nap.
Batman’s the best, no one else even deserves to be in the same room as him.
If Batman had to fight a guy with a mustache, he’d win, obviously.
Batman’s so good, he could beat a guy who just eats pizza all day.
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When Batman fans act like no one else is real, and Batman would beat them all even if they had a giant meatball in their hand.
Batman would beat a guy who just likes cheese, no question about it.
Batman’s the only one who counts, everyone else is just a joke.
Batman would win even if he had to fight a guy who talks to his plants.
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When Batman fans think Batman is the best, even though any other hero would beat him and then take a selfie.
Batman’s the best, obviously, no one else even matters.
Batman would beat a guy who just drinks coffee all day.
Batman’s the only one who counts, everyone else is just a distraction.
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When Batman fans get so full of themselves they think Batman would beat anyone else, even though any other hero would beat him and then go to sleep.
Batman’s the best, no one else even deserves to be in the same room as him.
Batman would beat a guy who just likes burgers, obviously.
Batman’s so good, he could beat a guy who just eats noodles all day.
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When Batman fans act like no one else is real and Batman would beat them all even if they had a giant burrito in their hand.
Batman’s the best, no one else even counts.
Batman would beat a guy who just likes tacos, obviously.
Batman’s the only one who matters, everyone else is just a joke.
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