I'm Bannatyne

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Means you're ready to throw your hands up and walk away from any situation, like a scared kid who just got yelled at by his dad.
'I'm Bannatyne!' he shouted after the pitch made no sense.
'I'm Bannatyne!' she said when the coffee tasted like motor oil.
'I'm Bannatyne!' he yelled after seeing the budget for the new year.'
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A fancy way of saying you're completely out of your mind and don’t care who knows it.
'I'm Bannatyne!' he screamed when the business plan was about selling socks to aliens.
'I'm Bannatyne!' she said after the pitch included a goat as a partner.
'I'm Bannatyne!' he yelled when the guy wanted to buy a fridge for a tree.'
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It's when you're so fed up you'd rather die than deal with whatever mess is in front of you.
'I'm Bannatyne!' he said after the presentation had 17 slides about a spoon.
'I'm Bannatyne!' she said when the idea was to sell glitter to dogs.
'I'm Bannatyne!' he shouted after the guy wanted to open a bakery in a library.'
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A way of saying you're so tired of bad ideas you'd rather eat a shoe than listen to another pitch.
'I'm Bannatyne!' he said after the presentation was 90% emojis.
'I'm Bannatyne!' she said after the guy wanted to sell bananas to lawyers.
'I'm Bannatyne!' he yelled when the idea was to turn a toilet into a spaceship.'
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It means you’re so annoyed you’d rather punch a wall than hear another stupid business plan.
'I'm Bannatyne!' he said after the guy pitched a gym for cows.
'I'm Bannatyne!' she said when the idea was selling cheese to astronauts.
'I'm Bannatyne!' he yelled after the presentation had 12 slides about a pencil.'
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A way of telling the world you’re done with whatever mess is happening and you're not coming back.
'I'm Bannatyne!' he said after the guy wanted to open a pizza shop in a volcano.
'I'm Bannatyne!' she said when the pitch was about a dancing chicken.
'I'm Bannatyne!' he yelled after the guy's idea was to sell socks to ghosts.'
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