I'm Baking it

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When you're so wasted you don't even care if your mom walks in and sees you eating chips with your hands like a savage
I'm baking it, I just ate three bags of chips and I don't care if I die
I'm baking it, I can't even remember my own name
I'm baking it, I just tried to talk to my dog and he looked at me like I was crazy
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When you yell at your best friend so hard you both start crying and then laugh like you're best friends again
I'm baking it, I just called my sister a giant flaming poopy
I'm baking it, I told my dad he looks like a sad hot dog
I'm baking it, I just screamed at my math teacher and he gave me extra credit
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When you're so busy jerking off you forget you're wearing pants and then you walk around like that for the rest of the day
I'm baking it, I just jerked off in my pants and I'm not even sorry
I'm baking it, I was baking so hard I melted my phone
I'm baking it, I got so baked I forgot my pants were on
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