I'm Back, Daddy!

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When someone goes from being a sad, smelly, half-dead mess to a shiny, happy, full-of-life monster. It's like they just came out of a trash can and started doing push-ups.
I'm back, Daddy! I just finished my third cup of coffee and a full meal.
After getting fired, I came back and got my old job back. I'm back, Daddy!
I woke up from a 10-hour nap. I'm back, Daddy!
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When you're so broken and tired you think you're gonna die, but then you realize you're still alive and you're gonna beat everyone.
I'm back, Daddy! I just beat my ex at a video game.
After being stuck in traffic for 4 hours, I'm back, Daddy!
I survived my mom's cooking. I'm back, Daddy!
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It's when someone goes from being a sad, grumpy, smelly blob to a happy, loud, stinky monster who's ready to take on the world.
I'm back, Daddy! I just got my first paycheck of the year.
I finally beat my brother at Mario Kart. I'm back, Daddy!
After getting kicked out of my house, I came back with a new attitude. I'm back, Daddy!
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When you're so dead inside you think you're gonna rot, but then you get a new life and start yelling at everyone.
I'm back, Daddy! I just got a new job and a new dog.
After getting dumped, I came back with a new attitude. I'm back, Daddy!
I just finished my third pizza. I'm back, Daddy!
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It's when you're so broken and tired you think you're gonna die, but then you come back and start screaming at the sky.
I'm back, Daddy! I just won a bet with my friend.
After failing my math test, I came back with a new plan. I'm back, Daddy!
I just got my first tattoo. I'm back, Daddy!
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