Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way to say you're ready to get yelled at for not showing up on time.

I'm Available Now, just don't expect me to be there.

I'm Available Now, unless I'm sleeping.

I'm Available Now, but I might be dead.

2

A lie people tell when they're actually doing something else but don't want to admit it.

I'm Available Now, I'm just pretending to be busy.

I'm Available Now, I'm actually eating a whole pizza.

I'm Available Now, I'm just waiting for my phone to charge.

3

What people say when they’re ready to get annoyed but don’t want to say it straight up.

I'm Available Now, but I might scream if you're late.

I'm Available Now, but I'm not dressed yet.

I'm Available Now, but I'm still mad about yesterday.

4

A phrase that makes people think you’re cool, but you’re just trying to avoid work.

I'm Available Now, I’m just pretending to be cool.

I'm Available Now, I’m avoiding my boss.

I'm Available Now, I’m not even wearing pants.

5

A way to say you’re ready for a meeting, but also ready to throw a tantrum if it’s not good.

I'm Available Now, but I want snacks.

I'm Available Now, but I'm still mad.

I'm Available Now, but I'm not even awake yet.

6

A phrase that sounds professional but is really just a way to be rude and not show up.

I'm Available Now, but I might be drunk.

I'm Available Now, but I’m actually on vacation.

I'm Available Now, but I’m not even in the same city.