Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you're getting teased like a fat kid at a buffet

Your hair looks like a raccoon stole your comb.

You’re the reason I still have a childhood.

You’re the weakest link, and I’m the guy who’s gonna rip you apart.

2

you're basically saying, 'I think you're a moron, but I'll still be your friend.'

I agree with you, but I'm still gonna laugh at your bad jokes.

I believe in you, but only because I'm too lazy to do anything else.

I'm in love with you, but only because you're stuck with me.

3

you're saying, 'I think you're cute, and I want you to know it.'

I like you, and I'm not afraid to say it.

I'm into you like a kid is into candy.

You’re the only one who can make me smile when I’m being yelled at by my mom.

4

you're the kind of guy who's still single because he's too scared to ask out a girl.

I'm begging you to date me, and I look like a sad puppy.

I'm so desperate I would marry you if you gave me a sandwich.

I'm so bad at relationships I can't even handle a single text.

5

you're saying, 'I like you and I want to talk to you like you're my best friend.'

I like you, and I want to text you like you're my only friend.

I want to talk to you because you're the only one who doesn't laugh at my jokes.

You're my favorite person online, and I'm not shy about saying it.

6

you're telling them, 'I know what you did, and I'm not going to let you get away with it.'

I'm watching you, and I'm not afraid to tell your mom.

You're not getting away with this, I saw you eating my last chip.

I know you did it, and I'm going to make you regret it.

7

you're warning them, 'I know you're up to something, and I'm not going to let you mess with me.'

Don't check your door tonight, I'm coming for you.

Keep your curtains closed, I'm watching you from the sidewalk.

I know you're sneaking out, and I'm gonna follow you.