i'm at the end of my rope

My kid just drew a mustache on the principal's face with marker

I've been stuck in traffic for three hours and my coffee is cold

My dog peed on my neighbor's lawn and my cat laughed at me

My brother just stole my last slice of pizza

This teacher is giving me a headache and I’m already tired

My mom is yelling at me and my dog is barking at the mailman

My friend just texted me and said he forgot my birthday

My math test was impossible and I cried

My little brother spilled my cereal and it was my favorite