i'm at a pool

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I’m about to propose, and I’m not wearing pants.
I'm at a pool. I'm about to propose. I'm not wearing pants.
I'm at a pool. I'm gonna marry you. My shorts are soaked.
I'm at a pool. I'm gonna ask you to be my wife. I'm wearing nothing but a towel.
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I’m so in love, I might pee in the pool.
I'm at a pool. I'm so in love, I might pee in the pool.
I'm at a pool. I can't control my feelings. I might splash you with my pee.
I'm at a pool. My love is so strong, I might turn the pool into a toilet.
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I’m gonna marry you, and I swear, I’ll make you regret it.
I'm at a pool. I'm gonna marry you. I swear, I'll make you regret it.
I'm at a pool. I'm about to pop the question. You're gonna wish you never met me.
I'm at a pool. I'm getting married. You're the one who's gonna get stuck with me.
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