I'm asking for a friend

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A stupid excuse you make online when you’re too ashamed to admit you asked something stupid.

My friend asked if aliens use deodorant. I said, 'I'm asking for a friend.'

She asked if the moon is made of cheese. I said, 'I'm asking for a friend.'

He asked if cows have a leader. I said, 'I'm asking for a friend.'

A fake story you tell to hide how bad your friend’s question was.

My friend asked if the sun is a giant fireball. I said, 'I'm asking for a friend.'

He asked if ghosts have bad breath. I said, 'I'm asking for a friend.'

She asked if trees can get sad. I said, 'I'm asking for a friend.'

The worst kind of lie when your friend asked something so dumb it hurts your brain.

My friend asked if the ocean is salty because it cries. I said, 'I'm asking for a friend.'

He asked if clouds are just lazy birds. I said, 'I'm asking for a friend.'

She asked if the sky is blue because it’s jealous of the grass. I said, 'I'm asking for a friend.'