I'm as serious as dick cancer

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When a guy says he’s as serious as a guy who got cancer from a tiny dick.
Guy 1: Are you serious? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
Guy 1: You’re telling me you’re not messing with me? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
Guy 1: You’re really gonna say that? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a guy says he’s dead serious like a guy who got cancer from a tiny stick.
Guy 1: You’re really gonna say that? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
Guy 1: Are you faking it? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
Guy 1: You’re not even trying? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a guy says he’s as serious as a guy who got cancer from a tiny pecker.
Guy 1: You're really not joking? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
Guy 1: You're not even trying? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
Guy 1: Are you really that stupid? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a guy says he's as serious as a guy who got cancer from a tiny noodle.
Guy 1: Are you serious? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
Guy 1: You're not even trying? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
Guy 1: You're telling me you’re not messing with me? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a guy says he’s as serious as a guy who got cancer from a tiny twig.
Guy 1: You're telling me you’re not messing with me? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
Guy 1: Are you really that stupid? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
Guy 1: You’re not even trying? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a guy says he’s as serious as a guy who got cancer from a tiny thing.
Guy 1: Are you serious? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
Guy 1: You’re telling me you’re not messing with me? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
Guy 1: You're not even trying? Guy 2: I'm as serious as dick cancer.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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