I'm Always Right

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Glenn thinks he’s the only brain in the universe and everyone else is just there to back him up or get yelled at.
Glenn: 'You’re wrong. I’m right. That’s final.'
Glenn texts his mom: 'I was right about the pizza. You were wrong.'
Glenn to his brother: 'You’re a loser. I’m always right.'
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Glenn doesn’t just believe he’s always right, he expects everyone to know it and be terrified of him for it.
Glenn: 'You don’t just disagree with me. You’re disrespecting me.'
Glenn in a group chat: 'You’re all wrong. I’m right. I’m always right.'
Glenn to a teacher: 'You failed me. I was right. You’re wrong.'
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Glenn doesn’t just think he’s right, he thinks the universe revolves around him and everyone else is just a background character.
Glenn to his friend: 'You’re wrong. The sun comes up for me.'
Glenn on TikTok: 'I was right about everything. You were wrong.'
Glenn to his dog: 'You’re wrong. I’m always right.'
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Glenn’s rightness is not a choice. It's a religion. And he's the prophet.
Glenn: 'You don’t just doubt me. You’re doubting the holy truth.'
Glenn in a DM: 'I was right. You’re wrong. You’re not even a good wrong.'
Glenn to his dad: 'You’re wrong. I’m right. I’m always right.'
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Glenn doesn’t just say he’s right, he screams it, shouts it, and sometimes throws things to prove it.
Glenn yells at the sky: 'I’m right! You’re wrong!'
Glenn throws a sandwich at his friend: 'You’re wrong. I’m right.'
Glenn to his brother: 'You’re wrong. I’m right. I’m always right.'
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Glenn’s rightness is a fact. Everyone else is just a bunch of losers who don’t get it.
Glenn to his friend: 'You’re a loser. I’m always right.'
Glenn texts his mom: 'You’re a loser. I’m always right.'
Glenn to his teacher: 'You’re a loser. I’m always right.'
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