I'm allergic to shrimp

He said he was allergic to shrimp. I said, 'Oh, so you're allergic to little ones? Good for you.'

At the bar, I asked if he was allergic to shrimp. He said, 'No, I'm allergic to little ones. You?'

She walked into the room and said, 'I'm allergic to little ones.' I said, 'So am I. What's your name?'

He said he was allergic to shrimp. I said, 'I get it. You can't stand tiny ones.'

At the party, I said, 'I'm allergic to tiny ones.' Someone asked why. I said, 'Because they're annoying.'

She texted me: 'I can't stand tiny ones. You?' I said, 'Same.'

He said, 'I get a bad reaction when I see small ones.' I said, 'That's the best excuse I've ever heard.'

At the restaurant, I said, 'I get a bad reaction when I see small ones.' The waiter said, 'We don't have any.'

She said, 'I get a bad reaction when I see small ones.' I said, 'So do I. Let's fight.'