I'm all edge

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You’re like a wild animal in a junkyard. Ready to fight. Ready to chew. No fear. No shame.

I’m all edge. I’ll fight you. I’ll fight your dog. I’ll fight your dog’s ex.

I’m all edge. I’ll do your homework. I’ll do your ex’s homework. I’ll do your ex’s dog’s homework.

I’m all edge. I’ll drink your beer. I’ll drink your ex’s beer. I’ll drink your ex’s dog’s beer.

You’re like a garbage can on fire. You’re gonna go anywhere. You’re gonna burn anything.

I’m all edge. I’ll go to the mall. I’ll go to the jail. I’ll go to the jail’s mall.

I’m all edge. I’ll eat your pizza. I’ll eat your ex’s pizza. I’ll eat your ex’s pizza with extra cheese.

I’m all edge. I’ll do your chores. I’ll do your ex’s chores. I’ll do your ex’s chores while you watch.