I'M A UNICORN, MORTY

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Rick decides to be a unicorn because he’s tired of being a cool genius.
Rick: I’m done being awesome. I’m a unicorn, Morty.
Morty: Why? You’re like a god!
Rick: I’m a unicorn, Morty. You’re just a worm with a hat.
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When Rick gives up and becomes a unicorn because he’s too lazy to be awesome.
Rick: I’m a unicorn, Morty. I’m too tired to be a genius.
Morty: You’re a unicorn? I’m a prisoner!
Rick: I’m a unicorn, Morty. You’re just a sidekick with bad hair.
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Rick’s way of saying he’s too tired to be awesome, so he turns into a unicorn.
Rick: I’m a unicorn, Morty. I’m out of juice.
Morty: You’re a unicorn? I’m a prisoner with no snacks!
Rick: I’m a unicorn, Morty. You’re just a worm in a spaceship.
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