i'm a rapper

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I’m broke and pretend I’m rich just to feel important.

I dropped a track last week, but I still can’t afford pizza.

I’m famous in my head but my mom still thinks I’m a failure.

I posted my mixtape on TikTok, but no one listened except my dog.

I talk like I’m important but I can’t even pay my rent.

I told my landlord I’m a rapper, but he said I’m a failure.

I got a call from my ex saying I’m broke again.

I posted my verse online, but my followers are my cousins.

I’m too lazy to work and too proud to admit it.

I skipped my job to record a song and got fired.

I told my boss I’m on a tour, but I’m just at McDonald’s.

I said I’m rich, but my bank account says otherwise.