I'm A Player

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A song by a rapper from Oakland who says he’s got more girlfriends than he needs and doesn’t care if they’re using drugs or not. He’s not married and never will be.
My ex said she was a player, but she was just high and mad I left her for my cousin.
My mom said she’s a player, but she’s just mad I don’t call her enough.
My brother said he’s a player, but he’s just trying to impress his girlfriend’s mom.
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A guy who says he’s not a player but just f**ks a lot. He’s full of sh*t and doesn’t want to admit he’s a total f**k-up.
My friend said he’s not a player, but he’s got five girls in different states.
My cousin said he’s not a player, but he’s got a kid from a girl he dated in 2012.
My teacher said he’s not a player, but he’s got a TikTok with 100,000 followers.
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You’re not a slut, you’re just super into sex. You’re not lazy, you’re just very busy with your love life.
My sister said she’s not a slut, but she’s got a new guy every week.
My neighbor said she’s not a slut, but she’s got three kids from three different guys.
My best friend said she’s not a slut, but she’s got a dating app and a subscription to a gym.
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