I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish

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I’m the worst editor on Urban Dictionary. I don’t even know what I’m doing. All I do is click the DONT PUBLISH button just to feel important.
I added a word and now I’m too lazy to let it live.
I clicked DONT PUBLISH 12 times in a row just for fun.
I thought I was a hero. I’m not. I’m a failure.
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I’m a fake editor who doesn’t know what ‘publish’ means. I just click DONT PUBLISH to feel like I matter.
I added a word and then cursed it to death.
I clicked DONT PUBLISH because my ego was hurting.
I thought I was editing. I was just being annoying.
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I’m the editor who doesn’t care about the dictionary. I just click DONT PUBLISH because I hate everything.
I added a word and then killed it with my hate.
I clicked DONT PUBLISH because I’m a grumpy old man.
I was supposed to be editing. I was just being mean.
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