I'm a PHD

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A phrase black women use when they think having a PHD makes them look like a hot mess that men can’t resist
My PHD is so hot it could make a man pass out in the library.
I got my PHD just to show my ex he was wrong about me.
I’m a PHD and I’m not even wearing pants.
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When black women think getting a PHD is the same as getting a date from a guy who can’t read
I got my PHD and now I’m the main character of my own story.
I’m a PHD and I still can’t find my keys.
My PHD is so good it could get me out of jail.
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A title black women claim when they think men are dumb enough to be impressed by a degree
I’m a PHD and I can still out-sing your karaoke.
I got my PHD and I still can’t do my own laundry.
I’m a PHD and I still can’t afford my own coffee.
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