I'm a narcissist

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I’m so self-centered I think everyone else is just my sidekick in my grand plan.

I got a promotion and now I think I’m the CEO of the whole company.

My ex still texts me, and I think I’m the only one who matters.

I posted a selfie and got 3 likes, so I’m the most popular person on Earth.

I think I’m the only one who matters and everyone else is just background noise.

I got a B on a test, and now I’m convinced the teacher hates me.

My friend got a raise, and I’m mad because I didn’t get one.

I posted a story and no one commented, so I must be ignored by everyone.

I’m so obsessed with myself I think the whole world revolves around me.

I got a compliment and now I think I’m the best person ever.

I didn’t get a like, so I must be the worst person on Earth.

I think my dog is my only fan, and I’m the best influencer ever.