Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I could care less. A lazy way of saying you're too lazy to give a damn.

I'm a moose. You just dropped a bomb on my foot.

I'm a moose. My dog ate my homework and my lunch.

I'm a moose. The world is ending and I’m still watching TikTok.

2

I’m not even mad. I just don’t have the energy to be bothered.

I’m a moose. You called me fat on a group chat.

I’m a moose. My mom said I was gonna fail math.

I’m a moose. My coffee is cold and I just got out of bed.

3

I’m too tired to be mad. I’m just going to sit here and stare at the ceiling.

I’m a moose. You just yelled at me for 10 minutes.

I’m a moose. I had to walk my dog in the rain.

I’m a moose. My brother stole my last donut.

4

I’m not even going to argue. I’m just going to let you win.

I’m a moose. You said I was ugly in front of my crush.

I’m a moose. I got a C on my math test.

I’m a moose. I just got out of a 4-hour nap.

5

I’m just going to ignore you. You’re not worth my time.

I’m a moose. You texted me 10 times and I didn’t reply.

I’m a moose. I saw your crush and I just walked away.

I’m a moose. I got a bad grade and I don’t care.

6

I’m not even going to bother you. You’re already a mess.

I’m a moose. You cried in front of everyone.

I’m a moose. You spilled your coffee on your shirt.

I’m a moose. You said I was the worst friend ever.