I'm a hippie smell my fart

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A hippie who proudly tells you to sniff their fart and tells you to go stick your head up your own ass if you don't like it.
My hippie cousin put that on his truck. I told him he smelled like a wet dog.
She wore it on her shirt and said I should eat my own socks.
He texted me: 'I’m a hippie smell my fart. You’re a failure.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hippie who thinks their fart is the best thing ever and if you don't like it you’re a bad person.
My teacher wore it on her shirt and said I was a bad kid.
He put it on his bike and told me to eat my own dirt.
She sent me a DM: 'I’m a hippie smell my fart. You’re a loser.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hippie who thinks their fart is the holy spirit and if you don't like it you're going to hell.
My dad put it on his truck and told me I was going to hell.
She wore it on her shirt and said my soul was dirty.
He texted me: 'I’m a hippie smell my fart. Your soul is rotting.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hippie who thinks their fart is the best thing in the world and if you don't like it you're a total piece of garbage.
My mom wore it on her shirt and said I was a piece of trash.
He put it on his bike and told me to eat my own trash.
She sent me a message: 'I’m a hippie smell my fart. You’re the worst.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hippie who thinks their fart is the greatest thing ever and if you don't like it you're a total failure.
My friend wore it on his shirt and said I was a total failure.
He put it on his truck and told me to eat my own failure.
She texted me: 'I’m a hippie smell my fart. You’re a failure.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hippie who thinks their fart is the most amazing thing in the world and if you don't like it, you’re a piece of trash.
My uncle put it on his truck and said I was a piece of trash.
She wore it on her shirt and told me I was trash.
He sent me a message: 'I’m a hippie smell my fart. You're a piece of trash.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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