I'm a fucking idiot

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The moment you finally get it, but it’s way too late and you’re just screaming into the void of your own stupidity!
I just realised she was hitting on me the whole time. I'm a fucking idiot!
Why did I say no to the lunch invite? I'm a fucking idiot!
I blocked her on Instagram. I'm a fucking idiot!
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When you think you're being clever, but you're just being a dumbass and everyone knows it!
I tried to be funny. I'm a fucking idiot!
I said I was busy. I'm a fucking idiot!
I texted her 'hi'. I'm a fucking idiot!
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You feel like an idiot because you missed the obvious, and now you're stuck with your embarrassment!
I didn’t notice she was smiling at me. I'm a fucking idiot!
I didn’t ask her out. I'm a fucking idiot!
I said I didn’t like her. I'm a fucking idiot!
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