I'm a creeper

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The reason your game is over and your brain is melting like a bad ice cream cone
I saw him in the dark, and I knew it was over. My brain just exploded.
He was behind me the whole time. I should’ve known better than to click that brick.
He crept up on me like a bad math test on a Monday.
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The worst kind of enemy, like your mom when she’s mad and your math teacher combined into one
He popped out of nowhere and blew my whole level to pieces. I was so mad, I screamed like a girl.
He was behind me the whole time. I should’ve known better than to click that brick.
He crept up on me like a bad math test on a Monday.
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The reason you’re screaming into your pillow at 2 a. m. like a madman
I was doing great until he showed up and blew my whole level to pieces. I screamed into my pillow for 10 minutes straight.
He was behind me the whole time. I should’ve known better than to click that brick.
He crept up on me like a bad math test on a Monday.
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