I'm A Big Kid Now

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What 11 year olds say when they think they're cool but still have a meltdown in public.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't cry when I fail math.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't whine about my pizza being cold.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't throw my shoes at my brother.
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What 11 year olds say when they're trying to be tough but still have a tiny little kid inside them.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't cry when I lose my game.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't yell at my mom for no reason.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't eat my homework.
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What 11 year olds say when they're pretending to be grown-up but still act like babies.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't scream when I get a bad grade.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't throw my lunch at my friend.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't cry when my dog runs away.
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What 11 year olds say when they're trying to be cool but still do stupid things.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't drink soda for breakfast.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't wear pajamas to school.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't talk to my baby brother.
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What 11 year olds say when they think they're tough but still have no idea what they're doing.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't cry when I get in trouble.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't eat my dog's food.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't try to dance on the lunch table.
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What 11 year olds say when they're trying to be responsible but still mess everything up.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't forget my homework.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't spill my juice all over my desk.
I'm a big kid now, so I don't talk to my baby sister.
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