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I’m a 20-something Hispanic man who can’t control my urge to bonk women who drop a Benjamin on waifus and spend hours at it, but the RNG just laughed in my face.
My wallet’s crying, and my waifu collection is stuck on 12.
I tried to buy the waifu, but the RNG said no, and I got a coupon for hot dogs.
I spent my rent money on a waifu, and it didn’t even work.