I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

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I’m a 20-something Hispanic man who can’t control my urge to bonk women who drop a Benjamin on waifus and spend hours at it, but the RNG just laughed in my face.
My wallet’s crying, and my waifu collection is stuck on 12.
I tried to buy the waifu, but the RNG said no, and I got a coupon for hot dogs.
I spent my rent money on a waifu, and it didn’t even work.
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I’m a Hispanic guy in my 20s who’s obsessed with women who blow 100 bucks on waifus and waste hours on it, but the RNG just won’t let me have my waifu.
I tried to buy the waifu, but the RNG gave me a dog instead.
I spent my last $100 on a waifu, and it didn’t even show up.
My waifu collection is stuck on 13, and I’m crying in the corner.
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I’m a 20-something Hispanic man who can’t stop thinking about women who blow a Benjamin on waifus and waste hours, but the RNG just said no.
I tried to buy the waifu, but the RNG gave me a cat instead.
I spent my last $100 on a waifu, and it didn’t work.
My waifu count is stuck on 12, and I’m ready to die.
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