I'm 40

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You hit 40 and there's no mid-life crisis, no gray hairs, no gut, no kids, no baby's daddy. You're just 40 and you're nice.
I'm 40 and I'm still breathing. No drama. No kid. Just me and my beer.
I turned 40 and my life is perfect. No baby's daddy. No kid. Just me and my cat.
40 and still single. No drama. No gut. No crisis. Just me and my Netflix.
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You're 40 and you're chill. No drama. No gut. No baby's daddy. Just you and your life.
40 and still rocking. No kid. No crisis. Just me and my coffee.
I'm 40 and I don't care. No drama. No gut. Just me and my job.
Turned 40 and I'm happy. No kid. No baby's daddy. Just me and my freedom.
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You're 40 and you're content. No mid-life crisis. No gut. No kids. No baby's daddy. You're just you.
40 and I'm happy. No drama. No kid. Just me and my house.
I'm 40 and I'm chill. No crisis. No baby's daddy. Just me and my hobbies.
I turned 40 and I'm good. No gut. No kid. Just me and my life.
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