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You hit 40 and there's no mid-life crisis, no gray hairs, no gut, no kids, no baby's daddy. You're just 40 and you're nice.
I'm 40 and I'm still breathing. No drama. No kid. Just me and my beer.
I turned 40 and my life is perfect. No baby's daddy. No kid. Just me and my cat.
40 and still single. No drama. No gut. No crisis. Just me and my Netflix.