I'll wait

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A loud promise that sounds like it comes from a woman who has just been told she’s the last one to leave the house.
I'll wait, and I’ll wait long, and I’ll wait until your mom calls me.
I'll wait, and if you don’t come back, I’ll take the car and your job.
I'll wait, and I'll wait until the coffee runs out and your patience is gone.
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A way to say 'you better think about this,' like you’re giving someone time to reconsider their life choices.
I'll wait, and you better make this worth it.
I'll wait, but don’t think I won’t start a rumor about you.
I'll wait, and I’ll be the one who tells your kids about this later.
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A magical phrase that makes the man behind the wheel of the car think he’s going to get a free coffee and a pastry.
I'll wait, and I want a Venti Cappuccino with almond milk and a vanilla bean pastry, please.
I'll wait, and I’m not moving until you get me that coffee.
I'll wait, and I’m not even going to look at my phone during this wait.
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A cardigan that turns into a weapon when the English teacher is mad.
I'll wait, and I’ll wrap this cardigan around your neck like a noose.
I'll wait, and I’ll wear this cardigan until you apologize.
I'll wait, and I’ll make this cardigan your new best friend.
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