I'll tell you what mate

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What a guy says when he's about to stab you with a knife in the middle of a pub fight. You better run or you’ll be bleeding everywhere like a stuck pig.
I'll tell you what mate, I'm going to stab you so hard you'll wish you were dead.
I'll tell you what mate, I've had enough of your smug face.
I'll tell you what mate, I've got a knife and I'm not afraid to use it.
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A guy says it when he’s about to punch your lights out. It's not a promise, it's a threat. And it’s coming from someone who smells like a trash can.
I'll tell you what mate, I'm going to punch you until your face looks like a boiled egg.
I'll tell you what mate, I've been waiting for this all day.
I'll tell you what mate, I'm not going to stop until you're on the floor.
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What a guy says before he’s going to stab you in the back. He might be your friend. He might be your brother. He might be the guy who stole your last biscuit.
I'll tell you what mate, I've got a knife and I'm going to stab you in the back.
I'll tell you what mate, I'm your friend and I’m going to stab you.
I'll tell you what mate, I stole your biscuit and I'm going to stab you for it.
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