Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy kid’s go-to line when they want to shut up their buddy before they get in trouble. It’s like a verbal punch to the face, but less work and more bragging.

I'll tell your mom about that pizza you stole last week.

I'll tell the teacher you drew on the desk again.

I'll tell your dad you skipped breakfast.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

2

A brag-heavy phrase from the middle of nowhere that sounds like it came from a guy who still thinks horses are faster than cars.

I'll tell you about the time I outsmarted a raccoon.

I'll tell you why my uncle's tractor is better than yours.

I'll tell you how I beat my cousin at hide and seek 20 times in a row.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

3

A smart-ass reply when someone asks 'what the hell?' and you’re just trying to make them suffer for asking.

I'll tell. What is actually the hell?

I'll tell. What is the hell you’re talking about?

I'll tell. What is the hell you did last night?

by Slangipedia 11d ago

4

The best lyrics ever, even if some straight people are still confused about it. It’s a flex and a half.

I'll tell you how I know what the hell is going on.

I'll tell you how I’m the best at this.

I'll tell you how I’m not even mad about this.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

5

When something is so easy you’re not even going to charge for it, even if it’s your friend and you’re being extra nice.

I'll tell you the answer for free because it’s that easy.

I'll tell you the password because you’re my friend.

I'll tell you the secret because I feel like it.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

6

The last thing you hear before getting stabbed in the chest by a 10 cm knife. It’s like a death threat with more punch.

I'll tell you why I’m doing this.

I'll tell you how I’ve been waiting for this.

I'll tell you why you should just die now.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

7

A sly way of saying you don’t want to tell them something, like you’re hiding your age and you’re tired of being called old.

I'll tell you when I’m ready.

I'll tell you if you ask nicely.

I'll tell you when I feel like it.

by Slangipedia 11d ago