I'll take that

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When you start chugging beer like it's your job and you don't care if your liver turns into a sad soggy pancake. You just think, ahhhh I'll take that.
I just downed my third beer at noon. I'll take that.
My liver is screaming, but I'll take that.
I'll take that, because I'm already dead inside.
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That Massachusetts kid who says 'I'll take that' when someone offers him a snack, a compliment, or a chance to fail a test. It's basically his life motto.
'You want my snack? I'll take that.'
I'll take that, and I'll also take your lunch money.
I'll take that, and I'll probably fail the test.
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When you agree so hard with something you might as well be the person who invented the word 'yes'. It’s like giving someone a thumbs up with your whole soul.
'You're the best at math? I'll take that.'
I'll take that, because I'm also the best at math.
I'll take that, and I'll probably beat you at math.
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You're about to get roasted like a chicken at a barbecue. I'll take that means you're ready for the worst.
'You're going to fail this class? I'll take that.'
I'll take that, because I'm already failing this class.
I'll take that, and I'll probably fail this class.
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When you buy something so good you’re like, 'This was worth every penny, even if it was the last penny I had.'
'That pizza was worth every bite. I'll take that.'
I'll take that, and I'll also take the last penny.
I'll take that, and I'll probably eat more pizza.
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You promise someone you’ll do something, but you just sit there like a lazy potato and do nothing. You even make it worse on purpose.
'I’ll take care of that. (I’ll do nothing.)' I'll take that.
I'll take that, and I'll probably do nothing.
I'll take that, and I'll also take your lunch.
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You're getting your butt kicked so hard you're probably going to need a new butt. It’s the ultimate man-to-man punishment.
'You're getting your butt kicked? I'll take that.'
I'll take that, and I'll probably need a new butt.
I'll take that, and I'll also take your dignity.
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