Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud and proud declaration from a kid who just got a passing grade and thinks he's the king of the world.

I'll take that F and call you a f***ing failure.

I'll take that and you can go f*** yourself.

I'll take that and I'll f***ing take your lunch money too.

2

The moment you start chugging beer like it's your job and you don't care if your liver explodes.

I'll take that and my liver can f***ing die.

I'll take that and my brain can f***ing forget my name.

I'll take that and I'll f***ing take your last beer.

3

When you agree so hard you think you're gonna punch someone in the face.

I'll take that and I'll punch your f***ing face.

I'll take that and I'll f***ing take your side.

I'll take that and I'll f***ing take your opinion.

4

You're about to get f***ed up and you're not even sorry about it.

I'll take that and I'll f*** you up.

I'll take that and I'll f*** your mom.

I'll take that and I'll f*** your f***ing day.

5

You bought something and you're so happy you might cry or punch someone.

I'll take that and I'll f***ing cry.

I'll take that and I'll punch your f***ing face.

I'll take that and I'll f***ing take your money.

6

You promise someone you'll do something, but you're just gonna f*** them over.

I'll take that and I'll f*** you over.

I'll take that and I'll f*** your plans.

I'll take that and I'll f*** your f***ing life.

7

When a guy gets his ass f***ed and his dignity is gone, and he says it to another guy.

I'll take that and I'll f*** your ass.

I'll take that and I'll f*** your dignity.

I'll take that and I'll f*** your f***ing pride.