Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You tell someone you'll punch them so hard they'll sleep like a baby who got a lullaby from a punchbag.

I'll snooze you till your face turns into a pillow.

You think you can talk to me? I'll snooze you into next week.

I'll snooze you so hard you'll dream about getting hit.

2

You swear you'll knock someone out so fast they won't even know what hit them, like a sleep pill exploded in their face.

I'll snooze you before you can say 'good night.'

You're gonna snooze so hard you'll wake up in another room.

I'll snooze you like you're my bedtime story.

3

You promise to hit someone so hard they’ll pass out and miss their own bedtime.

You think you're tough? I'll snooze you like you're a late-night snack.

I'll snooze you so fast you'll think it's morning.

I'll snooze you and your whole family.

4

You say you’ll punch someone until they’re too tired to even blink, like they got hit by a sleep monster.

I’ll snooze you until your eyes shut like a ziplock bag.

You’re gonna snooze so hard you’ll forget your own name.

I’ll snooze you and your face will thank me.

5

You tell someone you’ll knock them out so fast they’ll think it’s a nap that went wrong.

I’ll snooze you before you can finish your sentence.

You’re gonna snooze like you’re at the end of a long day.

I’ll snooze you and your dreams will be sore.

6

You promise to hit someone so hard they'll go to sleep and never wake up again, like a sleeping bag made of fists.

I'll snooze you so hard you'll dream about getting hit.

You think you're tough? I'll snooze you into next year.

I'll snooze you until your brain takes a nap.