I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

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A promise to hit someone so hard it feels like they were born in a parking lot and raised by a fat kid who never washed his hands.

You think this is a joke? I'll hit you like your cousin got kicked out of the family photo

I'll slap you so hard you'll wish you were adopted by a raccoon

When you tell someone you're about to hit them so bad it's like they were stuck in a blender with a grumpy uncle.

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

You're about to get hit like your grandma's pie was stolen

I'll punch you like your brother failed math and cried in front of the class

A threat to hit someone so hard it's like they were born in a trash can and raised by a guy who eats socks for breakfast.

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

You think this is a joke? I'll hit you like your mom forgot your birthday

I'll slap you so hard you'll wish you were adopted by a trash can

When you say you're going to hit someone so hard it's like they were born in a meat locker and raised by a guy who smells like old pizza.

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

I'll punch you like your dad got fired and cried in the car

You're about to get hit like your sister got grounded for eating the last donut

A promise to hit someone so hard it's like they were born in a sock drawer and raised by a guy who thinks socks are food.

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

You're about to get hit like your brother got sent to time-out for stealing your snack

I'll slap you like your mom forgot your name and called you 'dude'

When you tell someone you're going to hit them so hard it's like they were born in a soup kitchen and raised by a guy who thinks cereal is a meal.

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

You're about to get hit like your dad got yelled at by the boss

I'll punch you like your brother got grounded for eating the last cookie