i'll show you a good time

You said you'd take me to the concert. I said I'll show you a good time. You're still waiting for the concert. I'm already in the back of the limo.

Your text: 'I'll show you a good time.' My reply: 'You're gonna regret that.'

He said he'd show me a good time. I said I'd show him a good time. We both ended up in the hospital.

She said she'd show me a good time. I said I'd show her a good time. We both got fired.

He messaged me: 'I'll show you a good time.' I replied: 'You're gonna need a new shirt.'

My boss said I'd show him a good time. He said he'd show me a good time. Both of us got in trouble.

You said you'd show me a good time. I said I'd show you a good time. Now you're on the couch and I'm still going.

She texted me: 'I'll show you a good time.' I replied: 'You're gonna need a new couch.'

He said he'd show me a good time. I said I'd show him a good time. We both ended up on the floor.