I'll shank your ass

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I'll stab your butt with a tiny rusty knife made from a soda can and a broken spoon. It'll hurt like a motherfucker.

My cousin said that after I broke his favorite lego set.

My gym teacher told me that after I tried to cheat on the treadmill.

My mom said that after I ate all the cookies and hid the rest.

I'll slice your behind with a knife so short it’s barely a knife. You’ll wish you had a time machine.

My brother said that after I took his Xbox and played all night.

My neighbor yelled that when I ran through his garden.

My dog barked that when I took his toy.

I'll hack your ass with a knife so bad it looks like it was made by a toddler. You'll cry like a baby.

My friend said that after I ate his sandwich and then threw it away.

My teacher said that after I drew on the walls with marker.

My uncle said that after I stole his phone and sent a funny text to his wife.