I'll SEE YOU SOON

I’ll see you when I feel like it and not a second before! (said to a friend who forgot to bring snacks)

I’ll see you when I feel like it and not a second before! (texted to a sibling who broke their phone)

I’ll see you when I feel like it and not a second before! (said to a teacher who gave extra homework)

I’ll see you soon? Pfft, that’s a lie and I know it! (said to someone who left the room)

I’ll see you soon? Pfft, that’s a lie and I know it! (texted to a friend who said they’d come over)

I’ll see you soon? Pfft, that’s a lie and I know it! (said to a mom who promised to pick them up)

I’ll see you soon? Please. I’d rather be dead than see you soon. (said to a cousin they hate)

I’ll see you soon? Please. I’d rather be dead than see you soon. (texted to a friend who keeps bugging them)

I’ll see you soon? Please. I’d rather be dead than see you soon. (said to a teacher who called them out)