I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!

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A loud, angry threat saying you're gonna get a Happy Meal, but it's not for you. It's for the kid who just laughed at your dumb ass.

I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! You're just a sad adult who still cries at cartoons.

You think you're funny? I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! And you'll be the one who gets the soggy fry.

I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! You're like the toy that falls apart when you shake it.

A threat so bad it makes the Happy Meal cry. Used when someone is being extra stupid or you're too drunk to think straight.

You're so stupid, I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! And you'll be the one who gets the expired coupon.

I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! Because you just ate the whole fries and didn't even thank me.

You're gonna get put in a fucking happy meal! And you'll be the one who's stuck with the sippy cup.

When you're so mad you want to throw someone into a Happy Meal, but it's not for fun. It's for punishment.

I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! And you'll be the one who gets the toy that broke last year.

You're gonna be in a fucking happy meal! And you'll be the one who had to eat the chicken nuggets with no sauce.

I'll put you in a fucking happy meal! And you'll be the one who's stuck with the crumby toy.