I'll put a ring on that

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A fancy way of saying you’re gonna make that thing your wife or your wife’s new best friend. Either way, you’re gonna make it official with a ring and a lot of bad decisions.
'I’ll put a ring on that lie you told me about the pizza.'
'I’ll put a ring on that promise you made in 2012.'
'I’ll put a ring on that 100-pound dumbbell you’re trying to lift.'
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When you’re so confident about something, you’re gonna force a ring on it like it’s your ex and you’re trying to win them back.
'I’ll put a ring on that 3000-calorie burger you just ate.'
'I’ll put a ring on that lie you told your mom.'
'I’ll put a ring on that $2000 phone you’re gonna drop in the toilet.'
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A way of saying you’re gonna take that thing and make it your wife, your future wife, or just someone who’s gonna be really mad at you later.
'I’ll put a ring on that 2 a. m. text you sent me.'
'I’ll put a ring on that fake tan you got last week.'
'I’ll put a ring on that 1000-song playlist you call a mixtape.'
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When you’re so smug about something, you’re gonna slap a ring on it like it’s a trophy and you’re the only one who cares.
'I’ll put a ring on that 3000-step walk you took in the mall.'
'I’ll put a ring on that 10-minute YouTube video you watched twice.'
'I’ll put a ring on that ‘I’ll be back’ lie you told in 2015.'
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A phrase you use when you’re gonna make that thing your wife, your future wife, or someone who’s gonna regret this decision in 5 years.
'I’ll put a ring on that lie you told your dad about the dog.'
'I’ll put a ring on that 12-hour shift you just finished.'
'I’ll put a ring on that ‘I’ll be rich’ promise you made in 2018.'
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